on my way to work today, the dad was asking about nari's impending departure to study (i am jealous!!) and i was giving him the breakdown.. i had previously mentioned about taking up a diploma to the parents and so he asked when and if i was going to take that up; seeing that i had nothing to do and a lot of free time! WTH?! to which i told him straight, 'i have an active social life and i don't have any free time!' and this 'i am so busy that i don't have time for my family'. guess what he did? (those who have met and talked to my dad will prob guess...) he laughed into my face.. and he did it in such a weird way. u know how chickens tend to move their heads from side to side (like they're having head spasms)? yah my dad did that.. and he went 'hah! hah! hah! hah!' (moves head to left) and 'hah! hah! ahaha! haha!' (moves head to right) like for the next 20 seconds. SIAO! early in the morning!
and within 5 mins, he was cursing at another driver! calling him an arsehole when he stopped at the turn to check for on-coming traffic.
my dad was like 'just drive lah! where got traffic?!'
to which i responded 'pple drive safe singapore style. you think everyone like you drive dangerous indonesian way meh? cheh!' (yes i 'cheh' my dad)
and he was like 'driving is about experience!'
i replied, 'school taught them to be careful and look out for cars'
the dad said this, 'cannot listen to school one! just take in 30%, the rest is experience' then he mumble mumble mumble dunno about what...
then! (it's about 1.5km from the main road all the way the carpark) while we were driving through the gentry, there was this lady crossing the road. she was walking real slow and she was a bit fat lah! and the dad just said 'eh! you so fat! cross so slowly, later i bang you till you become thin!' i was like WTH?! are you ok old man? why so angsty?!
and while we were in the parking lot, there was another car in front of us waiting for another car to reverse into the parking lot. by right, once the dude started reversing, there was enough space to go thru, but the car in front waited till the parking car was almost in the lot before moving off. the dad was so impatient and wanted to horn! and the dad said, 'move! got enough space still don't move. bloody hell! must be female driver.' as we drove past the car, it was a guy driving. to which the dad responded 'guy somemore! make me lau kwee!'
conclusion: the dad is funny.
sidenote: PSP on sale!!! the old one, black colour, good condition. going for 150 w/o memory card. 200 with memory card.
anyone interested let me know!
1 leaping turtles:
Haha.. yah he is funny.. and he is right.. driving is more experience than school!
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